March 2011
29 posts
One of these days, I’m going to go apeshit, streaking through the mall and startling little children
How to get girls:
Pretend you don’t care
rulesformyunbornson:
REQUIRED LISTENING:...
February 2011
30 posts
Anonymous asked: dear mr. poop, i see that you are feeling down. please turn that frown upside down because the world needs to see your smile. your family and friends love you, don't let their love go to waste. cheer up buddy. don't waste your time being sad.
Anonymous asked: mr. poop
why such
a poopy mood?
why such
a poopy mood?
Anonymous asked: Why you no do da dance dance?
beautiful women
My sitting posture is disgusting
make a wish
It’s 23:23
Apologies I may or may not owe
You don’t exist to me and I don’t exist to you. I didn’t mean for our relationship to become like this. Avoiding you was my method of dealing with not being with you anymore, and it worked really well, but the cut-off was so sudden. We were so close and now we’re nothing - exactly what you said you wanted. It’s such a good friendship wasted. I wonder how you feel...
Nipple Chafing
When I got home today I felt a really annoying, persistent sting on my left nipple. I took off my shirt and it was red (redder the right nipple at the very least). Who the fuck gets chafed on the nipple? Actually I think it was a combination of me running in the cold this morning, wearing a shirt without an undershirt, and doing excessive upper body dancing. Anyways, I lotioned that motherfucker...
The worst of it is over. It’s time to look ahead to warmer weather and brighter days. Lots more to go.
Should I get this bright yellow windbreaker? AE, 30 dollars or so
If you wake up and it’s already dark, your best bet is to just go back to sleep
The Grammys.
nedhepburn:
The night the music industry jerks itself off in front of the mirror with it’s fanciest tie around it’s neck tied to the back of the door, strangling itself in a last, desperate attempt to get it up because it’s the only way it knows how to anymore.
BOOBS WERE THE BEST INVENTIONS EVER
I wonder when I’ll once again be able to flash her a genuine smile
why do I even wake up in the mornings?
Too much rome total war makes one want to invade everything one sees
want
Clarks suede desert boots
Discomfort = growth
List
I found a “note to self” list that a made 2 years ago of things I should keep in mind. Looking back on it brings back memories. I was a keen little fellow back then. Still, I’ve come a long way. Here are some of my favourite items from the list
speak Chinese at home
don’t burn bridges
help people who can’t help themselves
be confidant
dad owes me $10
itunes U...
Starting to feel the pressure of university and major choices
Fear of Decisions
I’m caught between spending my summer at Shad Valley or working at camp
A common theme in Chris Nolan's movies:
Reality is whatever exists in your mind.
