jiminxir: There is that simplistic phrase that holds no correlation, yet somehow brings you to mind. I can never escape our moment, I can always find you near.
I feel like Frank Jr. from Catch Me If You Can
Get on my level
living-in-gmajor: I have a pile of smarties on my stomach, and am eating them one by one. Left a bit of chocolate dust on my shirt. Someone stop gr 12. I haven’t put on pants and it’s 3 in the afternoon. Also just waved to my neighbour.
ABC: Every so often, if you ride Moscow’s crowded subways, you notice that the commuters around you include a dog - a stray dog, on its own, just using the handy underground Metro to beat the traffic and get from A to B. Yes, some of Moscow’s stray dogs have figured out how to use the city’s immense and complex subway system, getting on and off at their regular stops. The human commuters around...
living-in-gmajor asked: Why you no respond?
living-in-gmajor asked: By the time you read this, YOU WILL HAVE DONE FIRST YEAR. WAHOO! YOU ROCKET SPROCKETT.
living-in-gmajor asked: come home muahahaha
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus...
nique: Ten tickles.
What do you call a sidekick who’s not really a sidekick, they’re like your equal. like mutual sidekicks?
AUSTIN KLEON: Why most academic writing sucks →
austinkleon: Richard Dawkins claimed that unintelligibility was a way to obscure a lack of ideas: Suppose you are an intellectual impostor with nothing to say, but with strong ambitions to succeed in academic life, collect a coterie of reverent disciples and have students around the world anoint your pages with respectful yellow highlighter. What kind of literary style would you cultivate?...
Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the...– Kierkegaard (via maxistentialist) Fuck you, So/ren, I’ll live my life however I want to!
Maxistentialism: thewithywindle: there is so much... →
thewithywindle: there is so much ridiculous conflicting advice out there on how to be happy and healthy and I just cannot figure this shit out there’s all this GET OFF YOUR ASS AND FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS THE DAY YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IS TODAY rah-rah bullshit, like achieving happiness is all…
Sometimes i confuse pictures of the sun with pictures of an ovum
Day 2 of wearing orthotics. Knees feel handy dandy. Thanks Dr. Allison :)
the thing that sucks about great things is that you want them all the time and you can’t have them all the time
I’ve found blonde hairs growing on several parts of my body. How odd.
What a delightful spring smell
It’s really nice to have a best friend.
Valjean: I must find Cosette
*sees innocent young girl in the woods alone*
Valjean: THAT'S COSETTE
Valjean: oh no
Valjean: Can't let her know that I'm a criminal
Valjean: Gotta play it cool, gotta play it straight
Valjean: Gotta steal to eat, gotta eat to live
Valjean: No wait that's Aladdin
Valjean: OK come on Valjean you can do this
Valjean: Just gotta act natural
Valjean: SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIVE
one-hamburger: dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events
Head destroys toilet. Violent three-some and board games. All in a good night.
I had a twin brother whom I engulfed while still in the womb, and to alleviate...– bullshit
‘Say I tell the ﬁeld oﬃcer ‘‘I can’t give you the instalment today, my child is sick’’. And then I bring the doctor to my house. Then the ﬁeld oﬃcer comes and says ‘‘why can you buy medicine for your child, but you can’t give me the instalment?’’’. The adherence to a strict repayment schedule and to the ﬁnancial discipline of weekly repayment forces many recipients deeper into debt. This condition...
Brian in Breakfast Club totally should have gotten a girl