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The Sound of Poop
Esquire Lu
There is that simplistic phrase that holds no correlation, yet somehow brings you to mind. I can never escape our moment, I can always find you near.
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I feel like Frank Jr. from Catch Me If You Can
Get on my level
I have a pile of smarties on my stomach, and am eating them one by one. Left a bit of chocolate dust on my shirt.
Someone stop gr 12.
I haven’t put on pants and it’s 3 in the afternoon. Also just waved to my neighbour.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
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great metaphor. the last to leave get dragged down too
ABC:
Every so often, if you ride Moscow’s crowded subways, you notice that the commuters around you include a dog - a stray dog, on its own, just using the handy underground Metro to beat the traffic and get from A to B.
Yes, some of Moscow’s stray dogs have figured out how to use the city’s immense and complex subway system, getting on and off at their regular stops. The human commuters around them are so accustomed to it that they rarely seem to notice.
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The “Humans of New York Community” received a proclamation yesterday at City Hall for its “outstanding support of the Bedford-Stuyvesant YMCA and of all of New York City.” And the proclamation didn’t even mention the timeless Christopher Walken Rex that we bequeathed upon our fair city.
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Why you no respond? asked by living-in-gmajor
I is technology illiterate
By the time you read this, YOU WILL HAVE DONE FIRST YEAR. WAHOO! YOU ROCKET SPROCKETT. asked by living-in-gmajor
WOOOOOOOOOO
come home muahahaha asked by living-in-gmajor
muahahahah okay! :D
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
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