I feel like Frank Jr. from Catch Me If You Can
I have a pile of smarties on my stomach, and am eating them one by one. Left a bit of chocolate dust on my shirt.
Someone stop gr 12.
I haven’t put on pants and it’s 3 in the afternoon. Also just waved to my neighbour.
Every so often, if you ride Moscow’s crowded subways, you notice that the commuters around you include a dog - a stray dog, on its own, just using the handy underground Metro to beat the traffic and get from A to B.
Yes, some of Moscow’s stray dogs have figured out how to use the city’s immense and complex subway system, getting on and off at their regular stops. The human commuters around them are so accustomed to it that they rarely seem to notice.
I is technology illiterate
muahahahah okay! :D